Good Evening!

Sorry about the font size of that last post. I tried to change it, but it didn't take. :(

Today should have been Monday, by the way it started out. I forgot I needed gas, so I didn't leave as early as I should have. When I finally got to the gas station, I got out & pushed the 'Here' button. It didn't work. Frustrated, I went 2 pumps down. It worked. After I swiped my card & was waiting for it to be approved, I reached down to open the gas flap. It wasn't there. It was on the OTHER SIDE OF THE CAR! MF'er!!! Since it was pretty much empty (both the parking lot and my tank) and my card was just approved, I got back in & very quickly turned my car around. Whew! Close one! So I grabbed the nozzle & as soon as I pulled the trigger inside the dry tank, I see that I grabbed the PREMIUM!! JESUS H. CHRIST!!! Not knowing whether to laugh or cry, I immediately stopped, and started another transaction. I can only imagine the laughter of the employee's inside, but I refused to turn & look. After finally filling up, I was on my way to work. Not 3 seconds after I got out of the parking lot, I found myself directly behind 2 big rigs at the red light. Only 1 mile from my house, and 16 miles from work, they - for some reason - decided to go 15mph UNDER the speed limit almost the entire way. They turned off only a few miles from work. Suprisingly, I was only 3 minutes late. And I'm usually 10 minutes early.

Tomorrow is food stamp day, and I'm in the cooler. Better there, than on register on this most hellish of days. I swear to god, I think these people use banana's to fuel their cars, as fast as they are gone through on f.s. day. It's truely mind boggling.

So, how was *your* day???

Foot Up The ..

Post this if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a foot up the ass. People who need a foot up the ass affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for people who need a foot up the ass except a foot up the ass, but we can raise awareness. 93% of you won't repost this and you need a foot up the ass too. Thanks, Chris!

My, How Time Flies!

It's really been a month since I posted? Holy crap! Well, I've been sick for a month, that's why. Tempted to go to the doctors, but I have no insurance. It's just a cold, but it wont go away. It's more annoying than anything. Sinus & chest congestion pretty much constantly. Been trying loads of different medicines, and though some help at first, my body gets use to them and they stop working. My colds usually run 2 weeks, and all I had left was a slight cough. Then for some reason, it came on all over again. I didn't even know it was possible to catch a cold, while you still had one. *sighs*

In less than 4 weeks, my aunt and I are suppose to FINALLY go to Atlantic City. Tickets are bought.. destinations are planned. The lighthouse & some museums are on the top of our list. The rest is sightseeing, and maybe a touch of beach-combing. She's also never been to a casino, so when we get dropped off at Bally's, it's gonna blow her mind.. LOL! The only thing we have to worry about, is the weather. Sure, it's gonna be November 6th, but for the past few years, it never gets cold-cold til around xmas. Odd for PA.

Speaking of odd.. I worked the cooler yesterday. Something fell off my cart as I was putting out the margerine & a guy picked it up for me. "There, I did my good deed for the day. 'Cause I can be bad..." Now, if that was some hot college guy who said it, I'd be all over that. This dude was 110. *rolls eyes* Uhh... yeah. Thanks. Now go away.

Speaking of hot guys, I smacked Tim's ass today. It was his fault. He ran into some of my Ajax with the forklift & tried to get it cleaned up before I got back from lunch. "Here she comes!" I heard him say on the other side of the shelves. As I came around the corner, I saw the thick blue liquid in front of my area, quickly spreading. He was sprinkling cat litter on it as fast as he could. But just in the middle. Men. "You can put more down, if you want.." he said, as he handed me the 'Special Kitty'. "Um, you owe me a clean up." Remembering back when I cleaned up his milk he ran into in the cooler, he took the litter back and started sprinkling more on the edges. But as he took the litter and bent over to put more down, he shoved his ass into me, to back me up. So I smacked him a good one. LOL! See? His fault. :)

A few days ago, I joined the world of Facebook. But only to be able to see pictures from friends. My first night on FB, Tim & I actually spent almost 1/2 an hour talking about his underwear.

Well, kids... the new episode of Ghost Adventures is on soon. Mom taped something in here, so I have to catch the 2nd airing. Might just tape it.. lol. I'll try to update more often! Hopefully my cold goes away before next month! Chow!

My New Baby Shower Ornaments..

.. apparently, were never suppose to be seen. By anyone. The Sanyo I bought is a COMPLETE piece of shit. It's going back to China where it came from. The pictures on there are gone. Or so the computer says. I even took pics of them, plus Lucky, on the memory card. They are now not there. Or so the computer says. Thank god I didn't take naughty pics.

I set up for the 2-day Lycoming County Rotary Festival in 10 days. Did I make anything for it yet? Of course not. How long have I known about it? About 3 months. I thought making the ornaments would get me back into the 'claying mood'... but I guess it hasn't. It's only 8pm, so I'm going to try to clean this pig sty of a room so I have room to work. Maybe once my clay is accesible, I'll want to do it more. We'll see.

How COMPLETELY RUDE!

Sure, we are are only a stones throw away from the Little League World Series in South Side. Sure, it started tonight, and I work 2 miles from it on Rt. 15. But anywhere on the radio did they mention at ALL... about The Raminator coming to town?!?!? HELL NO!!!! What, that isn't important enough for them??!? One of the most famous monster trucks comes to this rinky dink town & it goes virtually unnoticed. (If it was Snake Bite, I would have walked down!) He's only here today and tomorrow, and I fully intended on going & even going for a ride in it - it's free! I was looking forward to this day for well over a week!!! That's why I was so frantic about finding a camera, since I doubt I'll ever see Mike's again. But did I go see it? Did I go for a ride, or watch it crush cars?? No. Mother Nature had other plans for me early today. And even if my cramps subsided a bit tomorrow when he does his second show - it's all done while I'm at work. :*( I did get the chance to see him parked at the edge of the dealership he's at last night on my way home from work, though. That excited me like you wouldn't even believe! He wasn't there this morning at 7, but was again on my way home this afternoon. IMHO, monster trucks are just BAD-ASS! When Mike & I were still together, we went to the monster truck show in Bloomsburg, in 2005. OMFG, I loved it!! Ah, memories....

I dread tomorrow at work, and every day the Little League is being played. We are just at the bottom of the hill on the right hand side, going away from South Williamsport. So everyone has been shopping for snacks, goodies, ice, 10 for $1 soft drinks.. all that crap. And we are fully stocked, trust me. If it's gonna be food stamp day within the next 2 weeks, I will commit murder, I swear to god. It's bad enough that - no, I wont even start.

LMAO! That reminds me of something I did to a little blonde girl today... hehehee... Well, the parents need to keep an eye on their freakin kids, and not expect others to watch them! They drop the kids off in front of the toy section & go do their shopping. Meanwhile, the little assholes sit on the floor ruining our merchandise. Anyhoo's, I was pushing my U-boat along the main 'drag' along the ends on the isles. They are basically skinny, tall, metal carts, with an upsidedown 'u' on each end. They make quite a racket when empty. Well, I see these 2 little girls sitting on the floor smack dab in the center of the toy section - which is where I turn to go into the warehouse. I get a smile on my face. I look around - no parents as usual. Nobody at all, really. My smile gets bigger. All I have is crushed cardboard from the stuff I put out, so my U-boat is making a loud rattle. As I get closer, the one little girl looks up from whatever she's playing with. I pick up speed, grinning a bit. But mostly on the inside. >:) Have you ever seen those movies where somebody is trying desperately to get away from something when they are on the ground, and their feet can't get any traction? They just kinda.. slide around? LMAO! LOLOL!! I'm sorry, that's funny. The look of terror in her eyes right before I turned was absolutely PRICELESS. She never did get up. But by golly, she tried like hell! LOLOL!!

And I wonder why I'm single...

Claying once again...

Yes, you heard me right! And boy am I rusty!! It's a baby shower gift for this guy at work. I wish I still had Mike's camera, I could show you guys. :( If I figure out how to use my old camera, I'll post them. But anyhoo's..

Been working on this first piece of three since about 7pm. It's now almost 10pm, no matter what the post time says. It started out to be an angel, but when I was done, I had actually made a clown. Which I'm sure Bobby's kid will be. Good lord, you should see how he acts at work!! So instead of "Mommy's Little Angel", it will say "Mommy's Little Clown". Debating on wether or not to put a clown hat on him, or stop while I'm ahead. I already had him looking like a burn victim with down syndrome at one point. The next hanging ornament will be for the daddy, which will say "Daddy's Little Slugger", as he's a baseball player. He showed me (and everyone else at work.. lol) his trading card. Pretty impressive. But how do you go from that, to working at a surplus grocery store? *shrugs* Anyhoo's - break time is over, and I need to start the second ornament while the smell of clay is still on my hands.

Updates/Ramblings

First of all, last Friday was AWESOME!!! It started at work, of all places. I was ringing up this guy who was not too hard on the eyes, if ya know what I mean. He bought 3 things. Condoms, an enema kit, and adult diapers. That's a good time right there, don't care who ya are. LOL!

This was the day of the Truck & Tractor Pull at the Lycoming County Fair in Hughesville - about 1/8 of a mile from Mike's place. I was going to try to ask Mike #2 if he wanted to go with me, but I haven't seen him in forever. So I was gonna go sit on Mike's (#1) porch & listen to them. But after I got home, Mike (#1) called and said he was going and if I wanted to go along, I could. YIPPEE!!! =^D So I drove over after he got home from work & we walked over. We were late, but they started late, so we didn't miss a thing! Grabbed some hot sausages from Hewlitts *SLURP* after about an hour, then went back to the grandstands & watched the rest. There were 2 trucks there I was loving. One called 'Black Hearted'... he did excellent, though nobody had any full pulls. The other, I don't remember the name - but he had oodles of 'chicken lights' I went nuts over.. lol. Thank god I didn't have to work the next day, 'cause they ran reeeeaaaal late!! I almost broke an ankle walking back to my car at Mike's house - we cut through a corn field - shhhh!! Lol! I had an excellent time. I'm so thankful we are still friends!! I'd love to go back to his dad's and play pool with him & Carey - Carey's a freakin trip and a half!! I sure miss him!

Only thing I did over the weekend, was sitting out the storms. Holy shitballs they were bad!! Short, but bad. No less than 3 tornado's touched down in Northeastern PA. I kept thinking of you, Linda, wondering if Warren got hit! And Lee, too - he lives in Williamsport (about 20 minutes away) & I know they had tornado watches. Well, you guys know where Williamsport is - look who I'm talking too.. LOL! At least you guys have BASEMENTS!!!

Well, on a sad note, my uncle passed away 2 days ago. It was his liver. Alcoholism & cancer runs in my family. Which is why I don't know if I want to get heavily involved with a drinker. To have fun is one thing, but to be serious with a person like that - I just don't know. I want to be more than just a piece of ass to somebody. Apparently, I'm good in one department, but there must be something about me that falls short. *shrugs*

But anyhoo's - I'm gonna go lay down & watch the rest of Ghost Hunters International. Man, I can't wait til there's new episodes of Ghost Adventures!! G'night Deborah! G'night Linda! And anyone else who may be reading..

OH... before I forget... I saw this thing hanging at work today. I was shopping during my break, scoping out the kool-aid. And what do I see - a grape drink mix, called Negrita. On the label, was a head shot of a black woman with a red bandana on her head. I shit you not. Hmm.. can you make that just a LITTLE more racist???