Friday, August 20, 2010

How COMPLETELY RUDE!

Sure, we are are only a stones throw away from the Little League World Series in South Side. Sure, it started tonight, and I work 2 miles from it on Rt. 15. But anywhere on the radio did they mention at ALL... about The Raminator coming to town?!?!? HELL NO!!!! What, that isn't important enough for them??!? One of the most famous monster trucks comes to this rinky dink town & it goes virtually unnoticed. (If it was Snake Bite, I would have walked down!) He's only here today and tomorrow, and I fully intended on going & even going for a ride in it - it's free! I was looking forward to this day for well over a week!!! That's why I was so frantic about finding a camera, since I doubt I'll ever see Mike's again. But did I go see it? Did I go for a ride, or watch it crush cars?? No. Mother Nature had other plans for me early today. And even if my cramps subsided a bit tomorrow when he does his second show - it's all done while I'm at work. :*( I did get the chance to see him parked at the edge of the dealership he's at last night on my way home from work, though. That excited me like you wouldn't even believe! He wasn't there this morning at 7, but was again on my way home this afternoon. IMHO, monster trucks are just BAD-ASS! When Mike & I were still together, we went to the monster truck show in Bloomsburg, in 2005. OMFG, I loved it!! Ah, memories....

I dread tomorrow at work, and every day the Little League is being played. We are just at the bottom of the hill on the right hand side, going away from South Williamsport. So everyone has been shopping for snacks, goodies, ice, 10 for $1 soft drinks.. all that crap. And we are fully stocked, trust me. If it's gonna be food stamp day within the next 2 weeks, I will commit murder, I swear to god. It's bad enough that - no, I wont even start.

LMAO! That reminds me of something I did to a little blonde girl today... hehehee... Well, the parents need to keep an eye on their freakin kids, and not expect others to watch them! They drop the kids off in front of the toy section & go do their shopping. Meanwhile, the little assholes sit on the floor ruining our merchandise. Anyhoo's, I was pushing my U-boat along the main 'drag' along the ends on the isles. They are basically skinny, tall, metal carts, with an upsidedown 'u' on each end. They make quite a racket when empty. Well, I see these 2 little girls sitting on the floor smack dab in the center of the toy section - which is where I turn to go into the warehouse. I get a smile on my face. I look around - no parents as usual. Nobody at all, really. My smile gets bigger. All I have is crushed cardboard from the stuff I put out, so my U-boat is making a loud rattle. As I get closer, the one little girl looks up from whatever she's playing with. I pick up speed, grinning a bit. But mostly on the inside. >:) Have you ever seen those movies where somebody is trying desperately to get away from something when they are on the ground, and their feet can't get any traction? They just kinda.. slide around? LMAO! LOLOL!! I'm sorry, that's funny. The look of terror in her eyes right before I turned was absolutely PRICELESS. She never did get up. But by golly, she tried like hell! LOLOL!!

And I wonder why I'm single...

Monday, August 9, 2010

Claying once again...

Yes, you heard me right! And boy am I rusty!! It's a baby shower gift for this guy at work. I wish I still had Mike's camera, I could show you guys. :( If I figure out how to use my old camera, I'll post them. But anyhoo's..

Been working on this first piece of three since about 7pm. It's now almost 10pm, no matter what the post time says. It started out to be an angel, but when I was done, I had actually made a clown. Which I'm sure Bobby's kid will be. Good lord, you should see how he acts at work!! So instead of "Mommy's Little Angel", it will say "Mommy's Little Clown". Debating on wether or not to put a clown hat on him, or stop while I'm ahead. I already had him looking like a burn victim with down syndrome at one point. The next hanging ornament will be for the daddy, which will say "Daddy's Little Slugger", as he's a baseball player. He showed me (and everyone else at work.. lol) his trading card. Pretty impressive. But how do you go from that, to working at a surplus grocery store? *shrugs* Anyhoo's - break time is over, and I need to start the second ornament while the smell of clay is still on my hands.